Birth of a Milk Pig: First 3 Days
To be honest, day #1 was a pleasure dome of good drugs and natural highs. I didn't sleep much, mostly because I was a doped up love monkey who couldn't get enough of staring at the cute little milk pig in front of me. This resulted in many pictures.
The pre-surgery nervous smile...
Cleaned up and ready to disco...Ciaran (pronounced keer-an) Elijah Spates, at your service...
Jesus, kid, I know I need a shower, but surely I don't smell THAT bad....
Liam: Shiiiiiit.
Ciaran: ZZZZZZ
A COMPARATIVE STUDY:
...SURPRISE/AGHAST
...RESPONSE TO GEORGE WASHINGTON DIAPER HEAD
Ciaran's #1 priority:
Boobies!
Boobies...
To be honest, day #1 was a pleasure dome of good drugs and natural highs. I didn't sleep much, mostly because I was a doped up love monkey who couldn't get enough of staring at the cute little milk pig in front of me. This resulted in many pictures.
The gory reality...
This one has the distinct advantage over Liam in that he's not covered in poo. Still looks like he took a bath in cottage cheese, though...
Ciaran: ZZZZZZ
A COMPARATIVE STUDY:
Ciaran's #1 priority:
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