Monday, March 10, 2014

Bonjour Ciaran Elijah Spates!

Birth of a Milk Pig: First 3 Days

To be honest, day #1 was a pleasure dome of good drugs and natural highs. I didn't sleep much, mostly because I was a doped up love monkey who couldn't get enough of staring at the cute little milk pig in front of me. This resulted in many pictures.

The pre-surgery nervous smile...

The gory reality...
This one has the distinct advantage over Liam in that he's not covered in poo. Still looks like he took a bath in cottage cheese, though...

 Cleaned up and ready to disco...Ciaran (pronounced keer-an) Elijah Spates, at your service...

 Jesus, kid, I know I need a shower, but surely I don't smell THAT bad....


 Liam: Shiiiiiit.
Ciaran: ZZZZZZ

A COMPARATIVE STUDY:
...SURPRISE/AGHAST
 ...RESPONSE TO GEORGE WASHINGTON DIAPER HEAD

Ciaran's #1 priority:
Boobies!
Boobies...